Thursday, April 30, 2009

Watchin' eagles nesting LIVE

Way down in Australia, the Hancock Wildlife Foundation has set up a camera on an eagles' nest, where three little eagles appear to be doing quite well. Are they eaglets? I'll just call 'em lil' eagles.

You can either watch it live or you can go to videotaped excerpts. It's pretty amazing. It has audio, too. Lots of chirping and other wildlife sounds.

Go here to check it out, but remember, it's on the other side of the world, so when it's dark here it's daylight there, like right now.

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Update: OK, it's now 11:08 pm CDT and it's dark at the eagle's nest in Australia, so I'm a little confused about how soon it gets dark Down Under, but I saw an interesting thing as the Mama Eagle settled in to sleep -- she took a gigantic, projectile shit, perfectly aimed to land outside the nest. Frogs are croakin' and crickets are making that cricket sound ... tune in tomorrow ...

Happy birthday, Willie Nelson

He's 75 today. I got to interview him once in the late 70s. He was nice. Was wearing short hair then and wearing a CAT ballcap there on the stage of the Wichita Falls Municipal Auditorium after a concert.

Check out Texas Monthly's birthday page. It has a good slideshow with narration that lasts about 5 minutes. Lotsa pics you've probably never seen before.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Steve Earle's "Townes"



Steve Earle is bringing out an album on May 12 of songs written by the late Townes Van Zandt, who spent quite a bit of time in Houston and recorded one of his more celebrated albums at The Old Quarter, which doesn't exist anymore (kinda like Townes, except for his great songs.)

Steve's album includes the above-imbedded track -- one of 15 songs.

Read more about the project here.

quote/unquote: Barry Diller knocks Twitter, Barkley on defense, T.R. on Teddy, Specter on GOP, Cocteau on poetic tragedy


(Editor's Note: Another in a regular series of apparently random quotes collected by Wilson in St. Louis.)

"I'm sure there are some commercial applications for Twitter, but they don't really interest me. I mean, 140 characters?"
--- Barry Diller, IAC/InterActive CEO, in today's Wall Street Journal

"That's just great offense against great defense. But this isn't baseball, where pitching can stop hitting."
--- Charles Barkley, last night, in commenting that the offense of Paul Pierce trumped the Bulls' defense

"No man who knows me well calls me by my nickname."
--- President Theodore Roosevelt, who loathed being called "Teddy."

"They don't make any bones about their willingness to lose the general election if they can purify the party. There ought to be a rebellion. There ought to be an uprising."
-- Sen. Arlen Specter, commenting on his decision to become a Democrat considering the likelihood of losing the Republican primary to a conservative opponent running against him because of his moderate views.

"The worst tragedy for a poet is to be admired through being misunderstood."
--- Jean Cocteau, pictured above, (1891-1963)

"It's All Good"




Bob Dylan turns 68 next month.

USA Today says here that his new album, "Together Through Life" is :

a raffish riff on romance. Dylan's 33rd solo album, out Tuesday, lives up to the artistic standards established by a trilogy of career-recharging gems that started with 1997's Time Out of Mind. But he deviates from their apocalyptic burdens to spin yarns, wry and real, of ordinary folks in the grip of lust, longing and heartache.

The album sprang from a single jazz-tinged ballad, Life Is Hard, composed for French director Olivier Dahan, who made the Edith Piaf biopic La Vie En Rose and asked Dylan to contribute material for the upcoming My Own Love Song.

Inspired, Dylan lingered in the studio with his band and accordion player David Hidalgo of Los Lobos to follow his impetuous muse.

Producing himself under the usual pseudonym Jack Frost, Dylan has captured the vibrant, visceral, ramshackle sound of music made on the fly. The raw emotions and ragged spontaneity of Together, which is rooted in traditions that Dylan cherishes yet keenly surveys a contemporary landscape, set this work apart from 2001's "Love and Theft" and 2006's Modern Times.

While Together is anchored in Chess-era blues, with Dylan freely channeling Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters and Otis Rush, it's not monochromatic. Echoes of a Tex-Mex roadhouse, a Louisiana bayou and a Parisian cafe creep into the mix.

Of course, nothing separates Dylan from the pack like his craggy vocals and literate lyrics. Long ago celebrated for his surreal winding narratives, he now deals in straight talk, his searing irony and sly humor delivered with greater economy. Shake Shake Mama and It's All Good crackle with twisted humor. He still has the power to spook ("The door has closed forevermore/If indeed there ever was a door").

And some couplets are simply Dylanesque: "I'm listening to Billy Joe Shaver and I'm reading James Joyce/Some people they tell me I got the blood of the land in my voice."

He's got grit, for sure. His gloriously wicked, wheezy croon suits these biting, sentimental tales of love in hard times. Dylan may be tangled up in blues, but when he punctuates My Wife's Home Town with a mischievous chuckle, it's clear he has never felt so unfettered.


(editor's note: I bold-faced Billy Joe Shaver, above, to get the attention of The Fat Guy.)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The bird's nest is rehabitated


Last year about this time we brought you a two-part photo spread and special report on a sparrow's nest in which baby birds hatched and eventually flew the coop.

(See here and here if you don't remember.)

Well, we never removed the nest, which was constructed just above and to the right of the garage door and nestled between the top of an outdoor lamp and a roof gutter drainpipe. It's a good spot -- under the roof eaves for protection.

This year the same type of sparrow returned to the nest recently to lay the eggs you see above.

Some changes were made to the nest -- most notably some clothes dryer lint that wasn't there last year.

We don't know, of course, if it's the same sparrow and her mate that have returned to the nest, but we like to think so. (We don't even know what type of sparrow it is, but the male has some red coloring on its crown, if that's any help.)

We'll report later on what happens, so long as there are no mishaps on the ladder that has to be climbed to do this type of photojournalism.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Secessionist blowback

Real redneck or just a dimwit? Fox News reports, you make the call

Janeane Garafalo, the liberal activist/actress, castigated the Tea Party demonstrators as being racists and rednecks -- a vast overstatement that only opens makes her look a nincompoop.

So the Fox & Friends crew this morning calls on the co-founder of Save the Rednecks, apparently to demand an apology, but only manages to make themselves look like nincompoops.

We call it a draw.

Go the to video HERE.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Lynn Ashby corrects Gov. Perry on ridiculous idea of Texas secession


Our old pal Lynn Ashby, who once delivered a lecture to us at the University of Texas and later worked only a few yards from our cluttered desk at The Houston Post, has taken Texas Gov. Rick Perry (pictured above) to task for raising the idea of Texas seceding from the Union.

Perry's floating of Texas secession once again gave out-of-staters an opening to take pot shots at the Lone Star State. We don't need that. We've had eight years of it and it has become tiresome. We've had so much of it that our head hurts.

Moreover, the governor showed his ignorance. We don't need that, either. It makes us look like hayseeds. OK, maybe we are hayseeds, but there's no need to advertise it. His public relations people need to rein him in or he'll be sent back to his cotton farm in the Panhandle in short order.

Anyway, as Ashby writes in a column carried by the Clute daily:

Nice try, Gov, but you have bought into a Texas myth....

The truth is that we can’t secede from the United States, although some say that power is written in the Texas Annexation Treaty with the United States. The document was not a treaty, but a joint resolution of both the U.S. and Texas congresses. A treaty takes a two-thirds approval by the U.S. Senate, and Texas, being a slave nation at the time, would never get two-thirds approval. A resolution took only a majority, and the agreement barely got that.

Part of the confusion is because there were so many proposed treaties, agreements and resolutions submitted over the years — 17 of them. Some called for “the re-annexation of Texas” since, the measures claimed, Texas had been bought as part of the Louisiana Purchase. One proposal said Texas should come in no bigger than the biggest state at that time. Another divided the land into two territories, neither one of which would be called “Texas.”

When Texas first considered joining the Confederacy, some people, including Gov. Sam Houston, wanted the state to return to being the Republic of Texas. President Lincoln offered to send Houston an army to prevent the breakaway. Houston refused.

In Waco, Houston told a crowd that Texas should “unfurl again the banner of the Lone Star ... and re-enter upon a national career.” During the debate in Austin over secession, Houston planned to disperse the Secession Convention, take over the government and declare the Republic of Texas is alive and well. Texas did secede, of course, but until it officially joined the Confederacy, the flag of Texas was once again the Lone Star flag.

The new governor of Texas, Edward Clark, warned, “An effort will soon be made ... to establish an independent republic.” Also, the Confederate Army had requested 18 regiments from Texas — all infantry. Didn’t Jeff Davis know that the Texas cavalry was the best in the world?

Well, if at first you don’t secede, try, try again. A Texas congressman, Jim Collins, introduced a resolution in the U.S. House: “And in conclusion, if Texas citizens favor the establishment of the Republic of Texas, I would ask that both the Senate and House in the U.S. Congress be provided the opportunity to confirm this transfer of authority to the Republic of Texas.” — April 13, 1978. That’s right. 1978.


(if you want to send Ashby an e-mail, his address is ashby2(at)comcast.net)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Dow's credit rating nearly "junk" but fishing tournament in Michigan is a go

We've noticed Dow Chemical Co., which pumps the life source into the economy of this place known as Brazosport, has enjoyed a slight recovery in its stock price during the recent sucker's rally on Wall Street.

But today comes news that causes heartburn in the inner workings of Andrew Liveris, Dow's Big Cheese.

The company's credit rating has slipped one notch away from the dreaded "junk status."

As reported by the AP via Forbes:

The ratings agency lowered its senior unsecured rating on the Midland, Michigan-based company to "Baa3" - still an investment-grade rating - from "Baa1" with a negative outlook, meaning an additional downgrade is possible.

If Dow's credit rating is pushed into junk status, it could sharply increase borrowing costs and squeeze operations just as demand for chemicals sits at decade lows.

The downgrade "reflects the substantial increase in leverage as a result of the Rohm and Haas acquisition, and the significant integration risk associated with such a large transaction," Moody's said in a statement.


That is all.

Oh, one more thing.

The Dow-sponsored "Walleye Fest" fishing tournament in Michigan is on!

What could be better than taking a youngster into the great outdoors to catching fish from a dioxin-laced river?

Maybe one thing -- giving the fish to the poor!!

quote/unquote: Barkley on Mahorn, Brazil president on white people, Rick Perry on secession, David Simon on newspaper owners


(Editor's note: "quote/unquote" is a regular feature of The Brazosport News as long as Wilson in St. Louis keeps aggregating it. That is all.)

"Rick Mahorn couldn't fight a lick. Now if it was over a hamburger, he'd beat the heck out of you."
--- Charles Barkley, on TNT last night, when asked if he and Mahorn (pictured above committing a "hard foul") had fought during an NBA game

“This crisis was caused by the irrational behavior of white people with blue eyes, who before the crisis appeared to know everything and now demonstrate that they know nothing. I do not know any black or indigenous bankers so I can only say [it is wrong] that this part of mankind which is victimized more than any other should pay for the crisis."
--- Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, on March 27, in a press conference with Gordon Brown

“Texas is a unique place. When we came into the union in 1845, one of the issues was that we would be able to leave if we decided to do that. My hope is that America and Washington in particular pays attention. We’ve got a great union. There’s absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, who knows what may come of that.”
--Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, recently

"You know, there's a lot of the general tone in journalism right now is that of martyrology. . . we were doing our job. Making the world safe for democracy. And all of a sudden, terra firma shifted, new technology. Who knew that the Internet was going to overwhelm us? I would buy that if I wasn't in journalism for the years that immediately preceded the Internet because I took the third buyout from the "Baltimore Sun." I was about reporter number 80 or 90 who left, in 1995. Long before the Internet had had its impact. I left at a time-- those buyouts happened when the "Baltimore Sun" was earning 37 percent profits. You know, we now know this because it's in bankruptcy and the books are open. 37 percent profits. All that R&D money that was supposed to go in to make newspapers more essential, more viable, more able to explain the complexities of the world. It went to shareholders in the Tribune Company. Or the L.A. Times Mirror Company before that. And ultimately, when the Internet did hit, they had an inferior product-- that was not essential enough that they could charge online for it. I mean, the guys who are running newspapers, over the last 20 or 30 years, have to be singular in the manner in which they destroyed their own industry. It-- it's even more profound than Detroit making Chevy Vegas and Pacers and Gremlins and believing that no self-respecting American would buy a Japanese car in 1973."
-- David Simon, writer/producer of The Wire, on Bill Moyers Journal,

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Behind the Chron's Pulitzer finalist finish

You may have noticed the other day that the Houston daily was a finalist for a Pulitzer Prize.

It didn't win but came close, but the interesting thing about the newspaper's entry and strong finish was that everything it submitted to the Pulitzer judges was from the newspaper's digital product, Chron.com.

The Neiman Journalism Lab offered some details on what the Chron did in covering Hurricane Ike to merit its Pulitzer finalist recognition.

Chron management rightly noted to the Neiman people that "SciGuy" Eric Berger was a big part of the newspaper's Ike coverage.

“During a storm, he really acts like a weatherman for the paper,” said Scott Clark, vice president in charge of Chron.com. “We present him to readers as a trusted voice you can pay attention to.” Berger blogged around the clock, posting new storm models as they were available and predicting the path of Ike.

Berger held several live chats leading up to the storm that attracted an audience that, at any given moment, reached up to 14,000 people. “The idea that a science writer could be speaking live to an audience that would fill a basketball arena” was remarkable, Clark said.


Even if you the Chron does something to irritate or disgust or enrage you, you've gotta love the SciGuy.

Chron.com generated 18 million page views before, during and after Ike.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Porsche makes a 4-door sports car

Porsche is going to start selling a 4-door sports car called the "Panamera" in October.

At least some of you rednecks like vehicles other than pickups, right?

One can dream.

This new Porsche can go 188 mph.

And the lower-priced version is under $100 K. Did I tell you it seats 4? You can prolly get one with AM and FM.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Somethin' you may not know about TX


There's actually a town in Texas named Tarzan.

It's way out in West Texas.

It says here:

Tarzan wasn't formed until the 1920s...The town gets its unusual name from a submission to the postal service that was accepted. There's no telling how many names had been submitted and rejected, but the boys in the postal service thought it was great fun to have a Tarzan, Texas. After all, they didn't have to live there. The year was 1927 and Tarzan's popularity in the comic strips was right up there with Krazy Kat. Of course, when people thought of Tarzan in 1926, they though of Elmo Lincoln instead of Johnny Weissmuller. Not that it makes much difference.

The "turning point" for Tarzan (the Town) came in 1938 when a highway was built from Big Spring to Andrews. It's equidistance made it a natural stop for whoever might be traveling between these two cities. The turning point for Tarzan (the Apeman) was when he met Jane. Everybody knows that.


If you already knew this, we apologize for wasting your time.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Casino gambling in TX -- whattya think?


Just read here
in the Dallas Morning News "Trail Blazer" blog that 17 casinos are included in the Tx House bill that's now on the table.

Before casinos spring up, there would be a constitutional amendment voted on by the people, but before that, there would have to be a two-thirds vote by both houses of the Legislature to get it on the ballot.

That's a big IF.

But it gives us an opportunity to put up another poll in the right hand sidebar of this blog.

DO YOU FAVOR LEGALIZED CASINO GAMBLING IN TX?

Thursday, April 16, 2009

quote/unquote: "hide-the-rope" edition

(Editor's note: Another in a series, compiled by Wilson in St. Louis.)

"It's kind of tiring, I mean mentally, to get covered with dirt. What I really want to do is to go live in the woods by myself."
--- 25-year-old Hironari Ota, a former online retailer who is a new member of a job-training program in Japan to train the unemployed to become agricultural workers. Ota is reading a translated copy of Thoreau's "Walden."

"I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me."
---- "Tristam Shandy", Laurence Sterne (1713-1768)

"We were told, 'work hard, play by the rules, and pay your taxes and you will get ahead' -- you will have the so-called American Dream. That's a damn lie, and I for one am mad as hell about it. God help those in charge should I and the millions of other people like me (and our numbers are growing exponentially by the day) reach a point of desperation or no return. There will be a revolution and no redemption for the people who caused this mess."
--Joris Rapelje, of Clinton Township, Michigan, unemployed, quoted in The Nation, Feb. 23, '09

"I nonetheless witnessed firsthand the leveling effect of a health care system made incompetent by greed. However much blacks lack health care, the crisis affects all but the very rich. However often blacks face foreclosure, the crisis affects all but the very rich. On a sinking ship, everyone is equal except those who own all the lifeboats."
---- Debra Dickenson, Mother Jones, Jan/Feb. '09

"At any rate it makes it clear on three occasions he (Gandhi) was willing to let his wife or child die rather than administer the animal food prescribed by the doctor. It is true that the threatened death never actually occurred, and also that Gandhi -- with one gathers, a good deal of moral pressure in the opposite direction -- always gave the patient the choice of staying alive at the price of committing a sin: still, if the decision had been solely his own, he would have forbidden the food, whatever the risks might be. There must, he says, be some limit to what we will do in order to remain alive, and the limit is well on this side of chicken broth."
----- "Reflections on Gandhi" essay by George Orwell, 1949

"It's better for the international community to give us $1 million to clear out the pirates on the ground, instead of paying millions of dollars to keep the warships at sea,"
-- Abdullahi Said Samatar, the security minister in northern Somalia's semi-autonomous Puntland region, where many of the pirates are based, called for more funding to help tackle the gangs behind the piracy.

"I told my doctor I couldn't afford the surgery, so he said he could touch up my X-rays."

--- Henny Youngman

"I quit seeing my therapist because I thought he was trying to help me behind my back."
--- Richard Lewis

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

L.A. Times gives credit to Ron Paul

In case any of us forgot, Andrew Malcolm of the Los Angeles Times blog Top of the Ticket reminds that Our Congressman, Ron Paul, started the whole tea party thing back in 2007, during his run for the Republican presidential nomination.

Anyone monitoring varied blog comments and Twitter exchanges in recent days, however, recognizes the familiar grassroots flavor of the dedicated past Paulites in their chatrooms, exchanging organizing tips, alerting each other, making signs and alerting the media.
Many Republican politicians back home for the Easter recess, which seems to last well past the time that anyone else gets to mark that holiday, appeared to be playing catch-up, inviting themselves to the local rallies.


[snip]

The question, of course, remains whether the grassroots organizers with complicit political allies can over time turn the anger into an actual effective political movement, as Howard Jarvis did with the anti-tax Prop. 13 in California years ago. And which party can most effectively tap into the protesters’ anger, using the new social networking methods that Obama’s campaign itself employed so well the last two years.

Meanwhile, since he proved so prescient last year about the approaching economic bust, here are some of Ron Paul’s recent thoughts on taxes and government spending, which, it may not surprise you to learn, he blames for much of the contemporary economic turmoil:

Could America exist without an income tax? The idea seems radical, yet in truth America did just fine without a federal income tax for the first 126 years of its history.

Prior to 1913, the government operated with revenues raised through tariffs, excise taxes and property taxes, without ever touching a worker's paycheck.

The harmful effects of the income tax are obvious. First and foremost, it has enabled government to expand far beyond its proper constitutional limits, regulating virtually every aspect of our lives. It has given government a claim on our lives and work, destroying our privacy in the process.

It takes billions of dollars out of the legitimate private economy, with most Americans giving more than a third of everything they make to the federal government. This economic drain destroys jobs and penalizes productive behavior.

The ridiculous complexity of the tax laws makes compliance a nightmare for both individuals and businesses.

Is it impossible to end the income tax? I don't believe so. In fact, I believe a serious groundswell movement of disaffected taxpayers is growing in this country. Millions of Americans are fed up with the current tax system, and they will bring pressure on Congress.

the Tea Party in Oklahoma City


It was, by and large, a gray-headed crowd. Very polite. The speakers, oh, you've already heard it all by now. What they need is an H. Rap Brown. But there's some pissed off people around the land, that's for sure. Maybe they'll have something to say at the mid-term elections. For now, though, they just don't have the votes.





Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Teabagging, scrotums & penises, OH MY!

MSNBC's snickering over the term "teabagging" is juvenile and sophomoric and we're pretty sure unprecedented for a major media outlet that provides news and opinions to millions of homes around the world.

As you know, the term teabagging means a certain sexual practice in some circles of our society.

Well, the media, or at least MSNBC, this week wastes no opportunity to invoke the teabagging term, and double entendres relating to scrotums and penises and mouths and such, in reference to tomorrow's "tea party" protests against government spending.

It's kinda funny, for awhile, but then, I'm sorry, it's just too junior-high-ish for what's supposed to be coming forth from a major media outlet.

So, it's finally happened, I guess. I've turned into a middle-aged fuddy-duddy.

Crap.

[David Shuster on MSNBC doing the teabagging schtick]

A valid question about the piracy problem; plus, Our Congressman to join teabaggers in Seabrook

Our Congressman, US Rep. Ron Paul, gives voice to what a lot of people are wondering regarding the Somali pirates who are raiding ships in the Indian Ocean.

Why in the hell don't these privately owned shipping lines provide their own security? (We've learned from the TV that it's for insurance reasons, which makes no sense to us.)

Paul talks about the problem in this video.

He's worried that the ongoing piracy problem may lead to yet more military intervention in the region by our government.

It seems to us that if these shipping lines put a half-dozen or so armed security contractors on their vessels, the pirates may be less inclined to putter out on their motorboats and take over these ships.

During the latest incident, in which the American ship captain was held for ransom before being freed, the ship's crew first fought off their assailants with WATER HOSES.

While we're talking about Rep. Paul, we should mention that he'll be at the Tea Party in Seabrook on Wednesday, according to this story in the Fort Worth paper.

There's a lot of snickering among some members of the media elite about the "tea baggers," which is addressed in a vague way in this Huffington Post disptach, but we're certain it's way over the head of Our Congressman.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Jed Clampett lives!


There is a production facility in far West Texas named after Jed Clampett, the fictional hillbilly who struck it rich in the TV show The Beverly Hillbillies.

At least we think it was named for the TV character.

There might be a nonfictional, real-life person named Jed Clampett whose name was invoked in the naming of the production facility located in Gaines County, Texas.

If that is the case, it pretty much blows the purpose of this blog post, we agree.

Still, not being of a mind to place a call to the production facility, or to the local library in Andrews, Texas, the county seat of Gaines, to make the appropriate inquiries, we prefer to believe that someone with either a wry sense of humor or an abiding love for the aforementioned situation comedy series decided to name a production facility after a fictional Tennessee hillbilly who struck it rich when he fired his long gun at some prey, and, in missing, somehow struck a rich vein of oil, whereupon he decided to move to Beverly Hills, Calif.

Wheeee, doggies.

Shocking video from a sort of pirate boat, apparently

Friday, April 10, 2009

Fire at ConocoPhillips coker unit

The ConocoPhillips refinery in Sweeny had to shut down its coker unit when a fire erupted yesterday.

They blamed it on a bushing that "gave way" in this report to state enviro regulators.

Environmental upshot: 1,000 lbs sulfur dioxide, 700 lbs of carbon monoxide, etc. released via flare or via fugitive emissions.

Now, why'd the bushing give way?

No idea. Shit just happens maybe.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Pearland lawmaker learns the ropes early


Scratch the back of Randy Weber, the new state representative from Pearland, and he'll give you a back scratch in return.

The quid pro quo in this case involves the permitting of industries that pollute, reports Texas Watchdog.

The Pearland Republican’s legislation would streamline the permit review process, which would save energy companies the hassle of taking their plans directly to the public –and could save them money on the lawyers and lobbyists who do the day-to-day work of securing a permit. The measure would also make it harder for citizen groups to organize and make their case to state regulators.
For example, Weber’s bill would undo the “the opportunity for contested case hearings.” That’s the main chance the public has to voice concerns about how an aging coal plant has polluted the air, soil and water in their neighborhood. Hearings like this also grab media coverage and catch the attention of citizens who weren’t yet aware that a power-generating facility was coming to town.


(snip)

All told, Weber collected at least $15,000 from energy-related donors last year, according to records on file with the Texas Ethics Commission.
Other Weber donors include Chevron PACs ($1,000), Texas Oil and Gas PAC ($1,000), ExxonMobil ($2000) and Chevron ($1,000)–all of whom, like Simmons, have a lot to gain from a bill that weakens regulations on energy companies.
Texas Watchdog left a message with Weber’s office Wednesday. We’ll update you if we hear from him.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

The Chronicle's hot, new, completely sexualized website for stodgy, conservative, Republicanized Houston, Texas

Now we understand why the Houston daily's new website, 2995, says you have to be 13 or older to peruse it (although the minimum age requirement is an honor system thing.)

So, hit the "sex" tab.

Its principal author is MILF.

We recently learned, during Sarah Paliln's campaign for the vice presidency, that MILF is an acronym for Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Yes, we said Fuck.

Today's offering from MILF is on oral sex and what foods you should eat so that your sexually-produced juicy juices taste good.

Broccoli bad, papaya good.

Shouldn't there be a picket line protest in the planning stages by now? Where's Steven Hotze?
Rick Perry?
Quanell X?

Anyone? Anyone?

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Worst Album Covers smears Cadet Don


The Orlando Sentinel, a fine paper more or less that we think is probably available for the right price by the bankrupt Tribune Co., has included the record album by former KTRK-TV Channel 13 personality Don Seymour in its compilation of Worst Album Covers.

When you work with a sock puppett, like Don did in his heyday, you run the risk of being lumped into such lists.

But after looking at the other list members, we feel that an injustice may have been served upon Don & Seymour.

Here's the whole entire photo lineup of the alleged worst LP covers.

Don and Seymour are ranked at #15.

We can't be sure if that is supposed to mean his is the 15th worst LP cover or not, but so far as we're concerned, Don & Seymour's is a work of inspired (though understated) art compared to these:

#6 "The Handless Organist -- Truly a Miracle from God" (she really doesn't have any hands and she's seated at an organ. Damn.)

#7 "Have Harp, Can't Travel" ( a dwarf in a tuxedo with a harp outside a bus)

#21 "Chicken Coop de Ville" ("Feauring the SMASH HITS "I Seen Her First" ... The LP cover may have been meth-inspired, but can't be absolutely sure; worst mullet ever worn by a singer we're pretty sure [this includes Billy Ray Cyrus])

#25 "The McKeitherns" (a scary-looking family that I think has many troubling secrets; if hitchhiking, do NOT accept ride from them)

#31 "Joyce" (a simple studio portrait, properly lit and in focus, of "Joyce" that reminds me of how Andrea Martin of SCTV fame might have appeared in a sketch of the same name)

#33 "Ali and His Gang vs. Mr. Tooth Decay" (cameo mugshot by Howard Cosell w/ Ali in traditional kick-ass boxing glory)

#35 Jonah Jones "I Dig Chicks!"( Females in sweaters with bullet-pointed braiserres, posing, smiling, vamping in the business end of a large earth-digging machine )

#43 "The Best of the Singing Postman" (likely conceived long before the Edmond, Okla., Post Office massacre that led to the current usage of "going postal" ... this LP cover may well have been a omen)

#44 "Country Church" (a quartet, with a barn in the background ... bad haircuts & bad 'staches & V-neck sweaters)

#45 Freddy Gage "All My Friends Are Dead" (Freddy, wearing white dress shoes, white tie, white shirt, squatting by a tombstone, looking contemplative and possibly very very depressed)

#46 "Lots of Love Peace" (8-member band, red vests, an accordion, trumpet, bass fiddle and spectacles that are in fashion even today, and one pair of white go-go boots)

#49 Foster Edwards Orch. "What's Next?" (one guy and two elephants wearing wigs)

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What do you think?

Monday, April 06, 2009

Examiner papers hire Clifford Pugh



Of the recent casualties in the recent 27 percent purging of the Houston Chronicle newsroom, one of the biggest shockers was the axing of the newspaper's style critic, Clifford Pugh.

But the veteran scribe won't be on the mat for long.

The Examiner newspaper group, which produces weekly freebie papers in River Oaks, West University, Memorial and Bellaire, has hired Pugh as its newest columnist.

His first column will be in the April 9 edition, we're told.

Clifford worked for many years at the old Houston Post, then moved over to the Chronicle when the Post was bought out by the evil Hearst Corp. in 1995.

His stuff was in the Chronicle constantly, and most recently he blogged feverishly about the fashion scene. He even jetted off to Europe to do stuff for the daily.

So when he got whacked, it was a bit of a surprise.

Rich Connelly, in his Hairballs blog at the Houston Press, called the layoff of Pugh the most surprising of all the newsroom layoffs:

He's been covering stuff in Houston 4-evah (as we guess they might say in the fashion world he wrote about). He's versatile, witty, productive, took to blogging like he was born to it, even had somewhat of a brand name among the audience. We've got no idea if he was a pain as an employee or was simply overpriced in these grim times, but he still seemed like someone the bold new online Chron world would want onboard.


For the record, we can say without equivocation, because we know Clifford pretty good from his days at the Post, that he is a hail-fellow-well-met kinda guy and not a "pain" to work with.

So what will Pugh's new column entail?

In an exclusive online interview with The Brazosport News, Pugh told us this:

The Examiner folks have encouraged me to write about whatever I want. It will definitely start with a fashion/lifestyle emphasis. But who knows where it will go from there??


We've got an idea!

Howsabout something on whatthehell'sgoingon at the Chron?

Give us the lowdown, Cliffie!!

Happy as a puppy w/ 2 peters?

What about a human bean w/ 2 peters?

If only this lad was old eough to tell us if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

quote/unquote: Bill Self, Mencken, Shaquille O'Neal and a two-handed bowler from Austrailia

(Ed.'s note: Another in a series by Wilson in St. Louis.)

''He had a family member, who is also a cousin of Elijah Johnson, a young man we signed. Elijah and Tyrone grew up in the same neighborhood in Gary, Ind., and there was a family member that was shot and killed this past week, and the services were this morning. So [Appleton] flew home to be with his family, and he'll be back here by, I believe, 7:30 this evening....Last year, we had two individuals who had family members murdered in drive-bys in the same week....It does put a perspective on everything. Because basketball is important -- it's why we're all here -- but it's certainly not life or death, which is what a lot of these guys go through. And we just kind of pass it by, as if it's not that big a thing. But you know that these guys are really, really hurting inside.''
-- Kansas coach Bill Self, quoted in the March 22 Chicago Sun-Times column by Rick Telander after Kansas player Tyrone Appleton had to leave the team to attend the funeral of a family member who had been killed.

"I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them."
--- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)

"Put somebody on their (expletive) back. Don't let anybody oopsy-doopsy lay up on you and be laughing at you. Have you ever seen me get dunked on? No, because I put (expletive) on their backs. Period. 'If you're going to be a big man, be a big man. Don't be out there (expletive) around. Lay somebody on their (expletive) back. Period.' Wilt (Chamberlain) told me that. Bill Russell told me that. Hakeem (Olajuwon) told me that. All the great big men told me that. . . . That's what I'm trying to teach him, instead of just being out there like a loose tree blowing in the wind. Do something."
--- Shaquille O'Neal, Arizona Republic March 31, on advice to rookie center Robin Lopez of the Phoenix Suns


"I never got to the point where I was having trouble sleeping. At the end of the day, it's bowling."
--- Australian bowler Jason Belmonte, known for his unorthodox two-handed approach, after winning the Long Island Classic bowling tournament and earning a full-time spot on next season's Professional Bowling Assn. tour