Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Quote/unquote

 
"I may be blind, but I'm not oblivious."
  --- New York State Governor David Patterson, who is legally blind, in response to questions about whether he would run again after rumors of Obama's advice not to.
 
"In a boat down a fast-running creek,
It feels like trees on the bank are rushing by,
What seems to be changing around us
is rather the speed of our craft leaving this world..."
                        --- Rumi (1207-1273) happy birthday, you Sufi goofball you.
 
"Many of the problems that we tend to lay at the feet of popular culture have more mundane causes. The roots of the most serious problems American children face, problems like lack of a quality education, violent victimization, early pregnancies, single parenthood, and obesity, poverty plays a starring role; popular culture is a bit player at best. And other problems that this book addresses, such as materialism, substance abuse, racism, sexism, and homophobia might be highly visible in popular culture, but it is the adults around young people, as well as the way in which American society is structured, that contributes most to these issues."
--- Karen Sternheimer in her book "Connecting Social Problems and Popular Culture: Why Media is not the Answer."
 
"Look at TV: fat people dancing, talentless people singing, Glenn Beck slinging lunatic conspiracy theories. Stupid stuff sells. The genius of Twitter is that it manages to be even stupider than TV.  It's so stupid it's brilliant. No person with an IQ above 100 could possibly care what Ashton Kutcher or Ashlee Simpson has to say about anything.  But Kutcher has 3.5 million Twitter followers, and Simpson has 1.5 million. Who are these millions  of people? If you're an investor in Twitter, you probably think, who cares?  Kutcher and Simpson might be buffoons, but they've built  bigger audiences than a lot of TV shows."
                             --- Daniel Lyons, in Newsweek, 9.28.09

(editor's note: compiled by Wilson in St. Louis. )

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Quote/Unquote .........


"Had I known I was being recorded, I would have chosen my language more carefully."
--- Gov. Rod Blagojevich on KMOX Tuesday morning promoting his book

"I wanted to stay until the bitter end and I think we're there."
-- CNN presenter Tony Harris after Gaddafi's 90 minute speech at the U.N. today

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
--- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Nearly all aristocracies having real power have depended on a difference of race, Norman over Saxon, German over Slav, Englishman over Irishman, white man over black man, and so on and so forth. There are traces of the Norman predominance in our own language to this day. And it is much easier for the aristocrat to be ruthless if he imagines that the serf is different from himself in blood and bone. Hence the tendency to exaggerate race-differences, the current rubbish about shapes of skulls, colour of eyes, blood-counts, etc., etc. In Burma I have listened to racial theories which were less brutal than Hitler's theories about the Jews, but certainly not less idiotic."
-- George Orwell, essay, 1940


(Quote/Unquote is a fairly regular feature of The Brazosport News that is compiled by Wilson in St. Louis.)

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Hermaphroditic sex orgy viewing trips start in Freeport, Texas

We had no idea Freeport played a key role in this little-known event that attracts voyeurs from all over.

This is not to suggest Freeport is a stuffed-shirt town. Things get pretty wild during the annual Fishin' Fiesta and the bars stay open later in Freeport than other towns in the Greater Brazosport Area, but that ain't nothing compared to the stuff uncovered in Hairballs, the official blog of The Houston Press.

Banjo says check it out at the above link. (It has video, too.)

Friday, September 18, 2009

You can go home again, home to the Armadillo. Whattya mean you don't remember where you parked the van?


The public radio station operated by the University of Texas at Austin is doing an oral history project about Armadillo World Headquarters, a live music venue housed in an old armory where a lot of concerts were held and a lot of people drank a lot of beer and smoked a lot of marijuana from 1970 until 1980.

Already, I can see one problem with the project.

Does anybody honestly remember that much?

Those who actually were at the Armadillo during its 10-year existence are now in their 60s and 70s, or pushing dangerously close to those marks, and like we said in the first sentence, there was a lot of self-medicating going on before, during and after the public spectacles that took place on the 'dillo stage.

Still, we don't wish to micturate on anyone's parade and we wish the oral project success.

The Daily Texan, the student newspaper at the university, interviewed Jim Franklin, who apparently earned the nickname "The Michaelangelo of Armadillo Art" for the posters he created to promote Armadillo's acts.

He told the student reporter of his first piece: "“I drew a realistic armadillo that has just come across a matchbook full of joints, and it’s puffing on one."

It caught on.

We mean the armadillo caught on.

It became, via a vote of the Legislature, one of two official state mammals (the Longhorn is the official "large" mammal) and remains to this day connected to the great State of Texas, even though the armored reptile ranges as far east as South Carolina and Florida, as far west as Nebraska and as far north as Ilinois, it is said.
Go into one of those "Texas" stores in a mall or a gift shop at a Texas airport and you can buy all sorts of armadillo-related stuff -- key chains, ash trays, postcards, you name it.

But back to the Armadillo World Headquarters.

It went bankrupt, the building was torn down and the land on which it stood was sold so that a bank or some other kind of reputable business could commence.

When that happened, people were upset, sure, but if you really want to be honest, that's how icons and legends or whatever you want to call them get made, which eventually leads to, well, stuff like oral histories.

"“The rednecks…the hippies…I miss the gathering of the tribes. It was a powerful voice of the people," Bobtom Reed, guitarist for the band Shiva’s Headband, told KUT's oral history project.

See what I mean?

The peaceful gathering of "rednecks" and "hippies" is a powerful feeling or image, so that whole idea caught on and gathered steam over the years when people reminisce about old Austin days.

For our part, we don't remember any actual "rednecks" -- just a smattering of long-haired guys that sometimes wore cowboy hats and then, of course, an occasional covey of young, short-haired soldiers from Fort Hood who'd come to Austin on weekends to drink beer and smoke weed with the rest of the crowd, which, of course, incuded LOTS and LOTS of college students who are now either retired, approaching retirement, looking for work in the current recession or trying to figure out how to recoup the 401K losses they suffered at the hands of Wall Street.

But, OK, back then they were "tribes." Whatever. But maybe they were just a bunch of people who liked to party, though we couldn't be sure. We were just there. Know what I mean?

AWHQ still has its own Web site, which is sort of amazing.

On its first page is contained what might be called a mission statement that attempted to explain what it was all about:

"We're a beer hall where you can see a ballet and a honky-tonk that's wired for video. We're a hundred barkeeps and musicians, audio engineers and lighting specialists, cooks, waitresses, electricians, carpenters, plumbers, artists, bouncers, maintenance people, stage hands and even several folks whose functions have never been determined, but who are still considered indispensable.

"We are at the center of a community that has, however implausibly, embraced an ancient, hairy-footed mammal as the symbol of the harmony we all want to bring to our lives. We are something that has never happened before. We are Armadillo World Headquarters.

"To list our accomplishments would offend even our own sense of modesty. To detail our failures would be too Dickensesque.

"...The Armadillo is more than just a local symbol. It is the center of the music industry in Texas, the premiere showcase for the rest of the nation to look at Texas talent and the spot where Texas audiences get to see national acts at their best… In the vision of Texas we want to communicate, the nine-banded Armadillo is more important than John Connally or the oil industry. It's a vision the rest of the country hasn't seen yet."



That was written in 1976.

Now, more than 30 years later, the oral history project will take another whack at Armadillo World Quarters to figure out what it all mean.

The project budget is tight and volunteers are filling the breach to get it all together. But KUT has studios and recording equipment and lots of other bells and whistles, so the production quality should be high.

The Armadillo Project, as it's called, is "being structured in accordance with guidelines from The Library of Congress and the public radio StoryCorps project. It is our intent to preserve these recordings in their entirety and in perpetuity for the primary use of researchers and the general public. KUT Austin will retain an archive at the University of Texas, and it is our hope that the recordings will serve as the foundation for educational projects, radio documentaries, museum exhibits, municipal landmark efforts, and other not-for-profit endeavors in the arts and humanities."

Damn.

Alright, alright, I get it. Here's what I remember. Let's see, I definitely saw The Grateful Dead there. Only time I ever saw them live. They were OK, but I recall some of their songs were so interminably long that at one point I walked back to the end of darkened hall, where some rugs and shit were piled up in rolls, and just had to sit down. The room was sort of spinning and there were several other people there who were clearly zonked out, including some young GIs from Fort Hood with burr haircuts.

Who else? Oh, yeah, I saw Michael Murphy play there several times. He now goes by Michael Martin Murphy and dresses in authentic western attire while performing "lone cowboy concerts." His "Geronimo's Cadillac" is a fine LP, but that a long time ago. His big hit, "Wildfire," came long after his Austin days, but this "lone cowboy" business he uses for his concerts is not just a marketing line cause he's a real gawdamm rancher.

And then there was, oh sure, I saw Jerry Jeff Walker at Armadillo. Always loved his voice, but I wasn't at there the night he allegedly took an on-stage piss into a pitcher of beer.

Doug Kershaw I saw for sure. How can you forget that face and those crazy bug-eyes he flashes when he leans out from the stage playing that fiddle?

And Greezy Wheels, a local act that was big in Austin at the time, pretty sure I saw them, and then there was, oh yeah, I saw ... well, let me get back to you on that ... but I know I saw a bunch of other great musician there and it was a lot of fun. And so, for now, that's my contribution to The Armadillo Project. I've gotta hit the rack. What day is it? Drive home safely and be sure to tip your waitress ...

The Cadillac Ranch in the Panhandle of Texas south of Amarillo

(Editor's note: This is the first of an intermittent series composed entirely of vacation photos taken either by Banjo Jones or of Banjo Jones. Think of it as being invited over by "friends" with young children of whom you're not entirely fond and being subjected to a 90-minute slide show of their recent vacation to Wally World. That is all.)






Thursday, September 17, 2009

TV news anchor's flub becomes latest catch-phrase for pottymouth New Yorkers



As reported by The Associated Press:

A veteran New York City news anchor flubs a line and an obscene catch phrase goes viral on the Internet.
Ernie Anastos of Fox affiliate WNYW was bantering with the weatherman Wednesday night when he cheerfully dropped an F-bomb on the air. What he likely intended to say was, "Keep plucking that chicken."
Anastos didn't appear to recognize the error, though co-anchor Dari Alexander's eyes bugged out after he said it.
Just before the flub, Anastos told weatherman Nick Gregory, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast," a play on an old chicken commercial.
Videos of the mistake circulated widely online Thursday, as the phrase took on a life of its own.
Fox isn't laughing, though. The vice president and general manager of WNYW, Lew Leone, said he's "disappointed" in Anastos' comment and the anchor will apologize on the air Thursday evening.
Anastos, an Emmy-winning anchor, has been a mainstay on New York's evening news for more than three decades.

Want to read a funny Twitter page?

The author, Justin, explains it this way:


"I'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says"


Justin's last tweet: "The universe does not give a fuck about you. You are a speck in its shit."

Sept. 7 tweet: "The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"

Aug. 25 tweet: "How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

Aug. 7: "Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."

Justin's Twitter page has 349,814 followers.

Bob Dylan gettin' weirder and weirder


And that"s Oh-kay ...

But I don't think I'll purchase Bob's forthcoming LP, in which he sings "Here Comes Santa Claus" and other Christmas classics.

Is it all an inside joke?

Opined one listener (samples of the LP are available in the UK) “It sounds like a deranged, homeless man wandered into a ’60s Andy Williams recording session.”

Still ... love that Bob. For all the good times, etc., etc. Gotta add that.

How Texas executed an innocent man


It's all right here.

But if you don't have the time to read it, watch "Nightline" tonight.

It's the sad, sad story of Cameron Todd Willingham, executed for murder in the fire deaths of his three young children in Corsicana, TX.

Losers in the story:

* ignorant arson investigators who rely on "junk science"
*our system of using incompetent court-appointed attorneys to defend capital cases
* psychologists who masquerade as "experts" to demonize the accused
* the Texas Board of Pardons & Paroles, which issue rulings in death cases without looking at "the facts"
* Texas Gov. Rick Perry
* the poor guy who was lethally injected

quote/unquote .........

"The dummies sit on the dais. The smart people are in the dark, by the exit."
--- Garrison Keillor

"Self respect is the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious."
--- H.L. Mencken

"The gulf between employers and employed is constantly widening, and classes are rapidly forming, one comprising the very rich and powerful, while in another are found the toiling poor."
-- Grover Cleveland, annual message to congress, 1888

"Evolution through struggle as an axiom (was) in all his thinking. Life, for him, was strife."
--- Historian John Morton about Teddy Roosevelt


(Editor's note: Quote/Unquote is produced weekly by Wilson in St. Louis, gateway to The Wild West.)

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

"The act was all about Mary"

Peter, Paul and Mary will not register with anyone, probably, under 30 years of age.

I feel safe in that assertion because, after all, in the state of Oklahoma, only 1 in 4 public high school students can name the first president of the United States.

Oh, OK, that's apple and oranges.

But we're dumb and getting dumber. Seriously.

Anyway, Mary Travers died, and she led an interesting life and was a big star, for a time.

“They made folk music not just palatable but accessible to a mass audience,” David Hajdu, the author of “Positively Fourth Street,” a book about Mr. Dylan, Joan Baez and their circle, said in an interview. Ms. Travers, he added, was crucial to the group’s image, which had a lot to do with its appeal. “She had a kind of sexual confidence combined with intelligence, edginess and social consciousness — a potent combination,” he said. “If you look at clips of their performances, the camera fixates on her. The act was all about Mary.”

*
Ms. Travers had no plans to sing professionally. Folk singing, she later said, had been a hobby. At New York clubs friends like Fred Hellerman of the Weavers and Theodore Bikel would coax her onstage to sing, but her extreme shyness made performing difficult. In 1958 she appeared in the chorus and sang one solo number in Mort Sahl’s short-lived Broadway show “The Next President,” but as the ’60s dawned she found herself at loose ends.
By chance, Albert Grossman, who managed a struggling folk singer named Peter Yarrow and would later take on Mr. Dylan as a client, was intent on creating an updated version of the Weavers for the baby-boom generation. He envisioned two men and a woman with the crossover appeal of the Kingston Trio. Mr. Yarrow, talking to Grossman in the Folklore Center in Greenwich Village, noticed Ms. Travers’s photograph on the wall and asked who she was. “That’s Mary Travers,” Grossman said. “She’d be good if you could get her to work.”

*
Virtually overnight Peter, Paul and Mary became one of the most popular folk-music groups in the world. The albums “Moving” and “In the Wind,” both released in 1963, rose to the top of the charts and stayed there for months. In concert the group’s direct, emotional style of performance lifted audiences to their feet to deliver rapturous ovations.

Ms. Travers, onstage, drew all eyes as she shook her hair, bobbed her head in time to the music and clenched a fist when the lyrics took a dramatic turn. On instructions from Grossman, who wanted her to retain an air of mystery, she never spoke. The live double album “In Concert” (1964) captures the fervor of their performances.

On television the group’s mildly bohemian look — Ms. Travers favored beatnik clothing and Mr. Yarrow and Mr. Stookey had mustaches and goatees — gave mainstream audiences their first glimpse of a subculture that had previously been ridiculed on shows like “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis.”
“You cannot overemphasize those beards,” Mr. Wald said. “They looked like Greenwich Village to the rest of America. They were the first to go mainstream with an artistic, intellectual, beat image.”

Rex Ryan, he's got it goin' on

I'm liking this guy Rex Ryan, head coach of the NY Jets and son of Buddy, perhaps best known by Houston football fans for throwin' a haymaker on the sidelines at fellow coach Kevin Gilbride back in the Oiler days.

Rex showed Houston Texans Coach Gary Kubiak what for last week, and now he's pressing all the buttons available to him to try to make it two-in-a-row this week, according to the Newark Star-Ledger:

Hoping to pump up the Jets fan base, coach Rex Ryan left season ticket holders an unexpected voicemail message Wednesday morning. The rookie coach asked the diehards for support in Sunday's home opener against the Patriots. "Hey. It's Rex Ryan, the head coach of the New York Jets. I just want to let you know how much we need you this week. I've already admitted that, hey, the Patriots have a better head coach and they got a better quarterback than us. But we're going to see who's got a better team. And the other part , the reason that I'm so confident is that they got to face you and they got to face the rest of our fans. My challenge to you is that we need you at your best. So come get ready to go for four quarters, get after them, especially when our defense is out there. We really need you. We want it to be miserable for Brady and company. And seem like there's 13 or 14 guys out there on defense. It's tough enough when we just have 11. But when our fans are into it, it's almost impossible to do anything against us. So that's my challenge to you. Again, I admit that I'm not as good as Belichick. But at the end of the game, I want to be 1-0 against him. So help me out if you don't mind. So that's my challenge. Okay? Thank you. Bye." After practice, Ryan reiterated his desire to have a true home field advantage. "We're looking to get an edge anywhere," Ryan said Wednesday afternoon. "You want to make it a rough place to play."

Dennis Kucinich was a Roy Rogers fan


There's no reason for me to post the following email message from US Rep. Dennis Kucinich other than the fact I was a HUGE fan of Roy Rogers when I was a child. And apparently, so too is Kucinich (or whoever writes his email pronouncements.)

For an extended period of time in my idyllic youth, I insisted everyone call me Roy. And I wore a cowboy hat virtually 24-7. I called one of my parent's best friends, who visited us frequently from Up North, "Gabby" -- after Roy's grizzled sidekick. I went to the Houston Fat Stock Show & Rodeo in the Sam Houston Coliseum to see him and Dale and Trigger. And I watched The Roy Rogers Show whenever it came on the black & white TV, to the chagrin of my older sister, who much preferred The Mickey Mouse Club, which I think was televised at the same time.

What does this have to do with the current devate over Universal Health Care? No idea. I have little understanding of how the current health system works, as in, who're the Bad Guys and who're the Good Guys. Not a clue!

But Dennis Kucinich thinks he knows and here's what he has to say:

Dear Friends,

The Senate cannot pass a health care bill with a public option. The House cannot pass a bill without one. The public wants a public option. The insurance industry wants a private mandate. The White House is in trouble on this and is calling upon the Senate to find a way out of this dark passage.

So, Boys and Girls, return with us now as the Senators will take a page from out of the old West. They are going to do what cowboy hero Roy Rogers did when he got in a jam: Call for Trigger, the Golden Palomino. Trigger, the trusty steed who rode to glory against those phantom cattle rustlers who sold insurance against physical harm, provided however that the small town marks bought the stolen beef.

In this scene Trigger will come off his mount of glory at the Roy Rogers and Dale Evans Museum in Branson, Missouri and gallop to the mount of glory on Capitol Hill, rear up a dazzling 24ft, and by his sheer electrifying presence rescue the US Senate and the Administration from today's rustlers.

It is Washington, DC, so they promptly slap on a confused Trigger a corporate blanket with corporate logos from insurance companies: Pre-Existing Trigger. Lower Cost Trigger. Patient Access Trigger. The Senators will jump on this horse and ride straight for the sunset. Giddy-up Trigger, past that broken down Public Option dray horse. Gallop into the conference committee with full force. Charge!

I am carried away by prospect of rescue by the one horse I can believe in. Sadly, Trigger will never save us from the rustlers. He'll just stand there, mounted, in all of his spectacular equine power ever poised to spring into action, ever ready to hustle out the rustlers, or something like that.

Thank you.
Dennis

Complete awesomeness

Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.



(via Keith Plocek on Facebook)

Yo, Kanye West, you've been reduced to a meme

to get the 411, go here yo.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Paul is the favorite Beatle!!!


Since he's one of only two still living, perhaps this is not a surprise, but it's important that you know this.

Reports Zogby:

When it comes to picking their favorite lad from Liverpool, Americans say Paul (27%) is their favorite Beatle, with John taking a distant second at 16%, and far fewer choosing George Harrison (10%) or Ringo Starr (9%) a new Zogby Interactive poll shows.
In what could be a surprise to fans of the Yellow Submarine crew, 22% of those polled say they don't like the Beatles and 3% say they are not familiar enough to make a decision.
The latest Zogby Interactive poll of 4,837 adults was conducted Sept. 10-14 and carries a margin of error of +/- 1.4 percentage points. Margins of error are higher in sub groups.
"Americans over 30 and those over 65 love Paul," Said Zogby International CEO John Zogby. "It must be the crazy love songs and Yesterday. Interestingly, John is the main answer for people who never go to church. [Less than 1%] of Woodstockers are not familiar enough to make a judgment, and frankly, who could they possibly be?"
Born Again Christians are three times as likely to say Paul is their favorite Beatle (25%) than John (8%). Paul is also the favorite among Woodstockers (31%) and Nikes (27%), while First GlobalsTM (19%) prefer John.
Democrats (25%) are far more likely than Republicans (6%) and independents (15%) to say John is their favorite Beatle, while moderates (32%) are far more likely to prefer Paul. Liberals (14%) are more than twice as likely as moderates (7%) and conservatives (9%) to pick George as their favorite.
Conservatives (30%) are the most likely ideology to say they don't like the Beatles, followed by moderates (19%) and liberals (9%) who say the same.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

How to be a moron

Step. 1: get in a cage with a lion

Step 2: Slowly and carefully ... oh, just watch the vid.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Galveston Historical Foundation closer to buying Old Customs House with Ron Paul legislation

It's a fine old buiding, the Old Customs House in Galveston, and it seems entirely fitting that GHF gets the inside track to acquire it, as that nonprofit group has done so much for the island.

We received the following press release from our new friend Rachel Mills, press secretary to US Rep. Ron Paul:

Congressman Ron Paul’s legislation regarding the U.S. Custom House Building in Galveston was passed yesterday on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives. 
 
HR 2121 directs the General Services Administration (GSA) to sell for fair market value, the 1861 U.S. Custom House located in Galveston to the Galveston Historical Foundation.
 
The two story structure was built in 1861 and has served many important historical functions, including housing the ceremony that officially ended the Civil War in Galveston in 1865.   It is listed on the National Register of Historic Places and the Galveston Historical Foundation has been leasing the building from the GSA and performing renovations on it since 1998.
 
“This building truly is the pride of Galveston and is historically important to Texas.  Owning the building as opposed to leasing it will give the Foundation greater flexibility to restore it and to better fund that restoration.  We are very excited that yesterday’s vote was in our favor,” stated Dwayne Jones, Executive Director of the Galveston Historical Foundation.
 
Congressman Paul is hopeful that this bill will pass the Senate and be signed into law very soon.

Quote/Unquote

 "Most Mongolians will tell you that in their opinion the Russians were quite smart because first, they brought vodka, then they brought communism. They will tell you after vodka anything would have seemed like a good idea."
--- Sean Armstrong, researcher on alcohol abuse in Mongolia, on NPR this morning 
 
“Did it go to my head? Of course it went to my head. I was a teenager.”
    --- Lebron James in the book "Shooting Stars" about smoking marijuana as a youth
 
"These discoveries are really significant. The world is getting an awful lot smaller and it is getting very hard to find places that are so far off the beaten track."
---Steve Backshall, a climber and naturalist, about the discovery by a team of scientists from Britain, the United States and Papua New Guinea who found more than 40 previously unidentified species when they climbed into the kilometer deep crater at Mount Bosavi, a volcano that last erupted 200,000 years ago. The biologists discovered 16 frogs which have never before been recorded by science, at least three new fish, a new bat and a giant rat, which may turn out to be the biggest in the world.
 
"We are often told that the poor are grateful for charity. Some of them are, no doubt, but the best amongst the poor are never grateful. They are ungrateful, discontented, disobedient, and rebellious. They are quite right to be so."
                --- "The Soul of Man under Socialism" by Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
(editor's note: the preceding was compiled by Wilson in St. Louis)
 
 

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

ConocoPhillips fined $10K for pollution goof

The ConocoPhillips Co., which operates a chemical manufacturing plant in Old Ocean, Texas, was fined $10,000 on Wednesday by state regulators for releasing many thousands of pounds of sulfur dioxide and other stuff in September.

The state cited "operator error" in the goof, according to the public record.

There is no record of an apology or a request for a "do over" in any of the documents.