Thursday, September 17, 2009

Want to read a funny Twitter page?

The author, Justin, explains it this way:

"I'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says"

Justin's last tweet: "The universe does not give a fuck about you. You are a speck in its shit."

Sept. 7 tweet: "The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"

Aug. 25 tweet: "How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

Aug. 7: "Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."

Justin's Twitter page has 349,814 followers.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's some funny shit!

Will Hunt