Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Bonnen strikes blow for ... cervical cancer?


Some say HPV is a communicable disease, but Our Man in Austin says, NEIN!!, it's a sexually transmitted disease.

Anyway, he won, and that's what counts when higher office calls. The peeps, they like a winner, specially when sexually transmitted outta-wedlock-evil-doin' is concerned.

Now, if the gentleman from Angleton can push through his bill calling for the Texas blind salamander to be designated as the State Amphibian of Texas, he'll be poised to reclaim Buster Brown's old Texas State Senate seat for the Land Where Texas Began.

And thent?

Sky's the limit.

To the Toppermost of the Poppermost, Denny!

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