The old days of SW Airlines, when men were men and women were stewardesses

The Drunk Trader longs for what was.

"Go-Go Boots and Free Cocktails," as he fondly recalls.

Back in the day a typical male passenger could daydream about engaging in a sexual liaison with a 22 year old stewardess.

Today they fantasize about disemboweling the 58 year old cooze with the 44 inch waist.

Times have changed, not always for the better.

Bring back the skirts, the hotties, the booze, and the boots. That would do more to help the airline industry than $50 a barrel crude oil.