Bonnen in the bully pulpit

Our Man in Austin, Dennis Bonnen, R-Angleton, is a "dictator."

"Ornery."

"Sarcastic."

A "bully."

A "fox" in the "henhouse."

Riding a "high horse."

"Badgering."

It says it right here.

And he seems so nice when he's shaking hands, posing for snapshots and making speeches down here in the 25th District.

SHAZAM!