Is your car gay? (not that there's anything wrong with that, of course)

Guy who usually drives a Mazda MX-5 Miata rented a Cadillac recently to pick up a date cause he didn't want the girl to think he was gay.

Girl has a fun first-date with a guy, who never calls her back. She later hears he figured she was a lesbian cause she drove a Subara Outback stationwagon.

And so it goes.