Sophisticated humor in Pearland

  

People in Pearland like to refer to their country cousins in Southern Brazoria County as "hayseeds" since we're so backward. It's true Pearland -- now known as "Houston South" -- has all the amenties of the big city. They've got a Fuddrucker's, an Olive Garden, a Best Buy, even a Starbucks. Then we spotted the above bumper sticker in Houston South and we thanked our lucky stars that we're still hayseeds and they're so sophisticated.