Wednesday, November 09, 2005

The ABCs of newspaper circulation

Slampo on the art of newspaper circulation ciphering:

...there will be no more graveyard vote emanating from the Chronicle precincts. Go three months without paying the electric company and pretty soon you’re reading your Chronicle in the dark. Go three months without paying on your credit card and you begin to develop a deep appreciation for the biblical injunction against usury. Go three months without paying the Chronicle and … you continued to get the paper! And were counted as paying subscriber!

[slampo's place]

2 comments:

kschlenker said...

Three months? Try a year...meanwhile, my dogs shredded the damn Chronicle all over my yard. Nice confetti affect, but a real pain to clean up.

Banjo Jones said...

at least your dogs enjoyed it.