Keeping Austin Weird
We celebrated Memorial Day Weekend in the state capital, where we happened upon a fellow pedaling a bicycle down Lamar who was wearing only a g-string. You don't see that in Communist Russia. Or even Brazosport. Happy Memorial Day.
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That ain't right.
I have a bike. I don't have a thong, but I can pull my whitey-tighties up into my buttcrack and fake it. If I ride down 332 from SugarMill to 2004 like that, will you?
I bet State Farm couldn't cover all the wrecks it would cause.
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