Top 10 Cool Things About Sharing a Jail Cell with Paris Hilton

(as submitted by Letterman viewers.)

10. Each night qualifies you for 10 points towards a stay at any Hilton hotel
Stanley C, Brookline, MA

9. Learning new crafts, like how to carve a Blackberry out of a bar of soap
Richard T, Burbank, CA

8. Get to ask how this big house and gated community compare with her other ones
Louis S, South Windsor, CT

7. Cakes sent to her don't just have files inside, but complete manicure kits
Dawna K, Los Angeles, CA

6. Long discussions about Nietzsche and stoicism
Brian D, Portland, OR

5. The paparazzi are actually digging a tunnel to get in
William S, Fairfield, CA

4. Much easier to tie knots with 800-thread-count sheets
Brad S, Ft. Lauderdale, FL

3. Hilton Honors points are available and good for upgrades to solitary
David H, San Jose, CA

2. Get to share Prada lice comb
Sara A, Lenox, MA

1. If you shank her, you get to be the next person famous for doing almost nothing
Ryan O, Knoxville, TN