Thanks, Hearst Corporation

For what, this thanks?

For bringing us high quality, news-you-use magazine journalism.

Right to the supermarket checkout line!

(A tip o' the hardhat, of course, must go to our great country's supermarket managers/marketing strategists, without whom the moms & dads, aunts & uncles, pa-paws & grannies of the USA would not be given such unexpected opportunities to explain to their 7-, 8-, 9- and 10-year-olds the role of focused, imaginative foreplay.)