So you wanna be a prison guard, eh

This self-described redneck advises against such a career choice.

"The prison system's fucked up...It's shit ... The pay sucks" And the nepotism! The inmates'll make fun of you if you're fat. You might as well flip burgers ...

The first part is less interesting, but if you want to see it, too, click here.

Via Grits For Breakfast