Chain, chain, chain! Chain 'o fools?
Editor's Note: This was forwarded to me today. By a disillusioned Republican woman. We'll let you judge its merits and make no further comment, although you may leave a comment in the "Comment Section." That is all.
The Chain Letter We've Been Waiting For
(by Nora Ephron)
Dear Friends,
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to tired and
discouraged women. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your
female friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up the man in your life, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received
184 men, all of whom were better than the sad example she started out with.
An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between a Chippendale dancer and an Olympic swimmer. You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back!
So let's keep it going, ladies! Just add your name and address to the list below:
Laura Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC
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