Tommy Lasorda naked! What a revoltin' development this is!

Not only did former Texas Lt. Gov. Ben Barnes help George W. Bush avoid the Vietnam War (or so he says), he also partook of some of the highest-priced ladies of prostitution in the land of the free and the home of the brave (which he says is not true.)

The Barnes name appears in the "trick book" of Hollywood madam Jody "Babydol" Gibson, along with LA Dodger baseball legend Tommy Lasorda, actor Bruce Willis and some other alleged celebrities, reports the LA Times.


Personally, we don't care, but there wasn't much else that moved us to blog about tonight.

Already, we regret this decision, and are suffering the repercussions.

How can you really expect to get a decent night's sleep with the mental image of a naked Tommy Lasorda in your head?

It's disconcerting. It's creepy. We apologize.