Wednesday, December 27, 2006

The annals of Barbie

The holiday gift-giving season has given us this -- a Barbie doll, a dog on a leash, a pooper scooper and 4 dollops of dog feces.

Place the dog feces inside the canine and they will be expelled via the same way they went in.

Then, Barbie can pick up the excrement with the turquoise-colored pooper scooper, which is equipped with a small magnet on the end that enables the metallic dookie to be snatched up.

The research and development division at Mattel is to be commended. They understand the appeal of bathroom humor among our youth.

As a bonus, we teach the next generation responsible pet ownership among.

Teach your children, as Crosby, Stills Nash & Young sang.

You've come a long way, Barb.

1 comment:

JD Allen said...

Yeah, but she still looks great, huh?