Thursday, September 21, 2006

Kinky claims dirty pool


Kinky Friedman's campaign released a statement today in response to the "controversy" his big mouth started. It carps about "political assassins" that resorted to digging back "30 years" to paint him as a racist.

"Shame on the press for being complicit," it says.

Kinky & Co. think you're all dumbasses; we're not saying he is or isn't a racist, but we're sure of one thing -- he's an ass clown.

Here's the statement in its entirety:

Friends and neighbors,

While Rick Perry was cheerleading in college and Chris Bell was being potty trained, Kinky Friedman was picketing segregated restaurants in Austin to integrate them. Now that Kinky’s in second place and a serious threat to the two-party system, Perry and Bell have paid political assassins to dig back as far as 30 years through fictional books, comedy shows and song lyrics, desperately seeking to paint Kinky as a racist.

Republicans and Democrats have created an entire industry -- called Opposition Research -- whose sole purpose is to tarnish and destroy people’s reputations. This is why regular citizens don't run for office. If you do, and you start to threaten the system as Kinky has, you’re going to be attacked.

Kinky has overcome all of the obstacles placed before him -- getting on the ballot, raising millions of dollars, building the largest grassroots network Texas has ever seen, and breaking 20% in the polls months ago. He's a serious threat to the establishment, and when you threaten the political establishment, they use the money generated from their formidable fundraising machines to pay for "dirty tricks" tactics to manipulate the press.

It's a slimy industry that exists for the sole purpose of destroying people and -- like cockroaches -- scurries for the shadows whenever a light is shined on it.

The latest political assassination attempt takes completely out of context a controversial word that Kinky was using in a 1980 stand-up performance to lampoon racists. Playing a character on stage, Kinky was exposing bigotry through comedy and satire.

It’s pathetic that the major-party candidates have sunk to this -- trying to paint Kinky as a racist when, in fact, he was poking fun at racists. Shame on the press for being complicit. Rather than confront our opponents on their tactics and get the full story, they are allowing industries like opposition research to exist and operate outside the understanding of most voters.


-The Kinky Friedman Campaign for Governor

4 comments:

Mouth of the Yellow River said...

Ni Hao! Kannichi Wa!

Banjo, I am surprised that you are among those that find the truth is uncomfortable, especially when unlike Al-Gore, it is not hidden behind a smokescreen of political correctness and propaganda.

It's interesting to watch the panic as Kinky moves closer to a win.

MOTYR

Anonymous said...

Is Carlos Mencia a racist?

Banjo Jones said...

i have no idea what either of you are talking about. if Kinky wins, so be it, but i don't think that's going to happen. but if he does, that's fine. it's a ceremonial position, except for the power of the veto and appointment; it'll liven up the news copy outta austin and further convince the rest of the country that Texas is an odd place. i don't know who mr. mencia is.

Mouth of the Yellow River said...

Ni Hao! Kannichi Wa!

Good parallel example. Like Kinky, Carlos is no racist. He gives equal time to both black rednecks, white n-----s, male feminists, female macho men, Anglo greasers and Castilian mestizos.

Like Kinky and Dylan, the real racists hiding behind their veil of resentment, political correctness and hypocrisy, have also attacked Carlos for plagiarism since they can't find anything else of substance.

Given the Texas governor is "a ceremonial position, except for the power of the veto and appointment," Kinky is the perfect candidate.

"If you ain't laughin' you ain't livin'"

MOTYR