3 stories, nothing in common

* the main different between the outgoing National Football League Commissioner and the incoming NFL Commissioner is that the new guy "has a personality." (Story)

* Haile Selassie, the last emperor in Ethiopia's 3,000 year old monarchy, was "guarded by lions and cheetas" before he was overthrown. And he had an aqualine nose.(Story)

* The "Girls Gone Wild" video and DVD operation makes about $40 million per year; the guy behind it needs to have his ass kicked. Bad. (Story)