2 minutes and 15 seconds of pure-dee gas

It's been two weeks since Dow let loose of 386 pounds of hydrogen chloride -- a colorless, poisonous gas that has an unpleasant stink to it.

So it wasn't the dog passing gas.

Nice of them to let us know now.

It happened July 18, the "root cause" investigation was completed July 24, and a state enviro investigator drove down to tsk tsk the Dow pencil pushers on July 27, it says here.