"Top Ten Things On Kim Jong-Il's To-Do List"
(as submitted by Letterman viewers)
10. Legally change name to L'il Kim Jong-Il to get some street cred
- Donnie R., Jamestown, NC
9. Use nuclear energy to build a device to see through the briefcases on "Deal Or No Deal"
- Roger V., Sacramento, CA
8. Renew subscription to Martha Stewart Living
- Matt H., Marietta, GA
7. Grow tall enough to ride the roller coaster at Disneyland
- Marlee O., Vancouver, BC
6. Calculate distance from North Korea to Letterman's dressing room
- Dave S., Albuquerque, NM
5. Piss off rest of world--oh wait, did that. Fix loose door handle.
- Keith E., Collegeville
4. Kill barber that told him "All the maniacal leaders are cutting their hair this way"
- Keith D., Atlanta, GA
3. Try to launch his Taepodong into Paris Hilton
- Matt C., Huntsville, AL
2. See doctor about that nagging "missile blows up before it reaches target" problem
- Kurt V., Poynette, WI
1. Start digging that spider hole
- Joseph L., Palos Heights, IL
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