Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Do you smell something funny?

If you were anywhere around the Sweeny area early this morning and suddenly wondered if you were in Hell, be not alarmed.

That unmistakeable smell of burning sulfur was merely coming from the refinery, where an unexpected shutdown resulted in the release of 2,732 lbs. of sulfur dioxide.

Now, if you weren't anywhere near Sweeny (located West o' the Brazos) and you caught a whiff of burning sulfur, you just might be neck deep in a "fiery lake of burning sulfur" (Rev.19:20) where "murderers, fornicators, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars" (Rev.21:8) eventually find their just reward, sources say.

That's just FYI.

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