Monday, January 23, 2006

Ye olde Roman Catholic humor

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up. Then all the other bells began to ring.

(submitted by a Brazosport News reader who requested complete anonymity.)

3 comments:

ttyler5@hotmail.com said...

:^D :^D :^D :^D

Oh, boy, you know we Catholics burn journalists at the stake for jokes like that!

Rorschach said...

Historically speaking, catholics haven't restricted that practice to only journalists.... =D

Anonymous said...

HAHA!
We Roman Catholics (or raised as, until the Age of Reason) are quite offended by these humorous gay butt jokes. We're gonna have the new Pope excommunicate you from ...uhhh... the Vatican or something. You forgot to include any alter boys in the joke.