HUGE breaking news
"Area Man Super Bowl Bound" the headline said.
Hey, whattya know, somebody from here's on the Steelers or Seahawks.
Right?
WRONG.
A guy from Lake Jackson is ACTUALLY GOING TO ATTEND THE SUPERBOWL GAME.
(His in-laws gave him a ticket.)
[the local paper]
2 comments:
So you mean, someone is actually going to Detroit voluntarily?
Naw, I never heard of such a thing.
You mean that stupid thing is not over YET?
I thought the drunks in the bars gambled on that game last weekend.
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