Kinky Friedman unveils action figure

Kinky's campaign says:

"It’s time to start the real action! As we prepare to battle the millions of bucks the parties are going to throw at us, we need a hero, and here he is: the ’Kinky Friedman Talking Action Figure.’ He's all we need to combat the dark forces! It looks like Kinky, it talks like Kinky, it IS Kinky - our hero! It has Kinky’s actual voice, spouting the mots and witicisms for which he is so known and loved. And, of course, he is adorable.

But we have to get our hero activated. We need y’all to help us finance our new weapon, but once we get him, he can help us make even more bucks for the cause. That's right, when you count the profit the campaign will make on the dolls, your contribution will be increased by as much as 25%. This little guy has real legs and could even out-Cabbage the Patch dolls! We need $75,000 just to get him into the box and on our shelves. This is why we need you."

[kinkyfriedman.com/actionfigure]