Name Kinky Friedman's campaign vehicle, win prizes, get your name in the paper

You've got one week.

Says Cleve Hattersley of Campaign Kinky:

"The winning name will be chosen by our crack crew of....comedians, side show performers, jugglers, acrobats and snake charmers, and the person whose name we choose will win the Kinky Friedman Contest (or KFC) Big Bag, one of every item on stock in the store - a cornucopia of Kinky memorabilia!

Here are the contest rules:

1. Entrants must send in only one name per submission.
2. You may send in as many submissions as you wish, but only one name per
submission.
3. All submissions must be in by July 13th.
4. Please keep names to a maximum of three words.
5. Send your entries to : contest@kinkyfriedman.com
6. In the unlikely case of a tie for our winner, the two entrants who file
the name first will each receive a KFC Big Bag.

We only have a week to name this baby, so send in your ideas NOW. 'It'needs a name! Pronto!

Thanks y'all!"

[kinkyfriedman.com/contests]