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The local paper down here reports people are seeing a ghost. Down at River's End. It's a little girl ghost. About 7 or 8 years old, wearing a long blue dress. She has waist-length blonde hair. She darts across the country roads out at the end of the river and sometimes appears in people's cars. Kinda freakin' some people out. Others are OK with it. Said one lady:

“Paranormal’s kinda normal here.”

The over/under on how long it takes Fox, CNN, MSNBC, Telemundo, Univision, The World Weekly News, The Globe, The National Enquirer and Dateline to show up is 48 hours. I'm taking the under.

No comments from the clergy, the sheriff, Edgar Cayce, NASA or Bill Murray.

Jesus H. Christ.
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