Local 2 Exclusive: WHORES IN HOUSTON!
Hey, sailor!
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Prostitutes are working the streets in the Gulfton area, and for $10 to $30 they'll do God knows what, reports Local 2 News On Your Side, but, get this, many of them are cross-dressing men! and not only that, but Sylvan Rodriguez Elementary is nearby and families with children live in the area, and that's not all: some of the hookers buy cigarettes at the same convenience store where parents take their kids to get Slurpees; Hey, and there's more: "They work in huge numbers and they even help each other drum up business." Tomorrow on Local 2 News: Traffic! There's too much of it!!! What's up with that?????
Frank Billingsley: dined at Cafe Express but NOT with Radar.
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THIS JUST IN/BREAKING NEWS: Ch. 2 weatherguy Frank Billingsley ate dinner last night at the Cafe Express on Kirby at 7:30ish but Radar, his dieting dog, was not with him, but another guy clad in a t-shirt, running shorts and fancy red & white athletic shoes was!
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I am shocked -- shocked! -- to hear about the whores in Houston. Whatever shall we do?
Not so shocked to hear about Frank Billingsly, though.
not freudian; i just thought since frank took radar to work he'd take him out on his dinner break. there are lots of healthy choices on the menu at cafe express, not that i ever choose them.
and how do you know that France is as far away from here????
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