No pundit left behind

To: The White House
Re: $$$

To Whom It May Concern,
I'm writing to convey my sincere interest in receiving some of that groovy cash that has been made available to promote the Administration's education initiatives. My rates are reasonable, I think you will agree. Anywhere from 40 to 50 (sometimes more!) people look at my Weblog each day. Have your people call my people at your earliest convenience.

Thanks!

B. Jones