Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Astros sign tooth brusher

Journeyman pitcher Turk Wendell, who's known to brush his teeth between innings, has been signed to a minor league contract by the Astros. It's been said Wendell may, and we emphasize may, have a slight case of obsessive compulsive disorder, which, if true, might help him land an endorsement deal with a pharmaceutical company if he leads the Astros back to the NLCS. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go wash my hands, wash my hands!
Turk talks to a fan.

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