Today's Chuckle

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> A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
> bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
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> Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this",
> said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at
> a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture full of cows.
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> We went to look for them, and while I was looking around I noticed one of
> the
> cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up
> the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram
> on
> it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
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> That's when I made my big mistake."
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> "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
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> "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife.
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> "Hey, this looks like yours!". I don't remember much after that."
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