Bait

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know
which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There is a Wal-Mart associate standing there with dark shades on.
She says, "Excuse me, Sir ... can you tell me anything about this
rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the
counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound
that it makes. She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway.
He
said,"That's a 6-foot graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...
It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20.00." She says, "It is
amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the
counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it." He walks
behind the counter to the register, she bends down to get her purse and
farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way
he could tell it was her. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the
only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod
and
reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50.
And thank you for shopping Wal-Mart."