from the Texas Petrochemical Underarm
"I have decided not to eat my boogers anymore."
"Someone tell you not to do that?"
"My heart told me."
"Your heart?"
"Kinda my nose and my heart. But my heart told me."
A momentous decision in our view.
Posted by Banjo Jones at 7:04 PM
3 comments:
The heart speaks the truth.
P.S. Remind her that her heart is also talking about other people's boogers.
My heart told me the same thing. Just last week.
Hey Slamp, she says Michael Jackson lives in her heart, too. 'Course, she never heard of him til ... well, you know, til after he was administered too much sleep medication.
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