Sunday, June 14, 2009

Maintaining your dignity

I'll bet you don't have one of these devices, described, literally, as "the first improvement to toilet paper, as we know it, since the 1880s."

Toilet paper, we're told on the commercial, is "archaic."

Joe Posnaski, who usually writes about baseball, can tell you more -- maybe more than you want to know.


Anonymous said...

Banjo, a much better application of this idea would be to hook it into a water tap as part of the toilet, the Porta-Bidet. I want a royalty if you patent and market it.

Diller said...

I guess it beats corn cobs and spanish moss,although the moss with a little live oak twig caught in it,kinda gave you the added bonus of a hemorrhoid scratcher.