So you want to be a Scientologist

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to click on this link to Gawker. On the site you will see a video. Click on the arrow pointing to the right. The video will show Tom Cruise talking about Scientology. It could change your life. Or not. The video will not self destruct at the behest of L. Ron Hubbard's disciples, according to Nick Denton.