Howard Stern on the demise of Imus; Plus, who coulda been The I-Man's black sidekick?

You may or may not be wondering what Howard Stern, the self-proclaimed "King of All Media," thinks about his former rival, Don Imus, losing his high-profile radio job.

Stern, speaking on his Sirius Radio program, said it might be wise for Imus to "leave town," then added:

... Imus should have gotten off the air 5 years ago and he could have retired in peace. Now he won't be able to go to a restaurant without a black guy shitting in his food.

Now that CBS Radio has fired Imus, we'll never get to know what African-American person he would have added to his program, which he said he wanted to do when he still was furiously treading water before finally being plunged into the whirlpool of death by MSNBC, CBS, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

Who do you think might have been tabbed to add an African-American perspective to the ol' Scrotum Face's program?

Jimmy "Dyno-Mite" Walker?

Arsenio Hall?

Charley Pride?

Grandmaster Flash?

Charles Barkley?

Oh, if only James Baldwin were still alive.

If I had to choose from any of the above, I guess I'd go with Chuck.