Friday, March 09, 2007

Unfortunate aphorisms

(Editor's Note:Part 1 of a continuing series.)

"When life gives you a shit sandwich, make believe it's a foot-long chili-cheese coney."

1 comment:

JD Allen said...

So does this mean that the story everyone heard all through junior and high school about the turd in the hot dog bun at the drive-in was a sub-urban myth?