Maybe they'll erect a statue of Austin Miller on which the dirty birds of Alvin can defecate

Ever since Nolan Ryan moved away, the City of Alvin, TX, hasn't had much to hang its gimme cap on.

They still claim Nolan, but it's all BS. He's done gone to the bright lights of Round Rock.

But there is hope yet. A finalist on the "reality" TV show, "Grease: You're the One That I Want," in which young performers audition for a chance to perform on a Broadway revival of the cornball musical, IS FROM ALVIN.

[But he hasn't lived there since '94 :( .....]