You can buy a street in Houston!

You have to fill out a form (conveniently available online.)

The Examiner News would like to buy a small chunk of Kirby Drive.

"...we may just install a few toll booths, which in theory, would decrease the number of vehicles traveling the whole length of the street by eliminating really cheap people. This would be good for everyone in the area because really cheap people don’t shop much anyway,"

it says here.

I'd like a block of Wild Indigo for old time's sake.