Greasin' the wheels of justice

You never know when you might end up in front of a judge.

If and when that ever happens, it's a good idea to have your ducks in a row, as "The University" had the foresight to do. Smart fellers up there on the 40 Acres:

Thirty judges accepted free or discounted tickets to University of Texas football games during the past five seasons, according to records obtained by the Austin American-Statesman under the Texas Public Information Act.

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[statesman.com]
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