They are the Aggies, the Aggies are they

 The Texas A&M Aggies haven't won a national football championship since 1939, yet they remain proud and continue to spit polish their boots on a daily basis. Chances are they won't win a national championship this football season, which commences on Sept. 2, but they'll have a pretty new video screen to greet their true-blue fans, who inexplicably refuse to sit down during the games.