A presidential quickie

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a
quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting
to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of
office for a year!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...
"It's pronounced 'quiche'."

(Editor's note: The preceding joke was submitted by Brazosport News reader Tom Bazan.)