Kinky gets a lawyer

Kinky Friedman, who's running for Texas governor, didn't listen to close friends and advisors who kept telling him he needed to get himself a cheap lawyer.

Instead, Friedman went out and got himself a rich, semi-famous lawyer -- Dick DeGuerin of Houston (pictured.)

DeGuerin, the last we saw, was busy getting a rich New York guy who dressed up like a woman off the hook for chopping up his neighbor and disposing of the body parts in the Gulf. (It was self defense). Before that, he "advised" David Koresh, the Bible-quoting-rock 'n roll playin'-gun collectin'-Messiah who put Waco on the map.

DeGuerin, to add to his varied and colorful clientele, now will be an "advisor" to Friedman. If Kinky starts cross-dressing or reading obsessively from the Book of Revelation, he can tell him to cool it and get busy on his public school finance white paper, or whatever. You need a guy like that when you're running for governor.




[kinkyfriedman.com]