poem # 61027

Don't talk to us about the vapors...
Tank 123's landed external floating roof
gets an overhaul every 10 years,
Set your watch by it.
Like the Census Bureau
when it checks how many flush toilets there are,
ConocoPhillips advises all will be done
as quickly and safely as humanly possible
And we 'preciate the heck outta that as
116 pounds of benzene vapors is nothing to sneeze at,
Achoo, Gesundneit, God bless you.
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