Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Carbon Monoxide, free for the peeps down on the bayou, Chocolate Bayou

"Mmmm, carbon monoxide."
More than 1,800 lbs distributed to the masses -- at no charge. With a dash of formaldehyde, methanol, methyl formate and "other organics." Mmmmm, other organics.
[emissions report 60032]


Rorschach said...

Banjo, you of course realize that in the REAL world the word organic simply means it has carbon in it..... it does not mean chemical free, after all, water is a chemical too. as is O2 and N2 (that would be oxygen and nitrogen respectively).

The unwashed (and frankly smelling quite nauseating) hippies out there absconded with the word and somehow it means something all sunshine and light and free-range now.

yeah, and botulism and smallpox are all natural too.

Banjo Jones said...

i never event took high school chemistry