Look out, French Quarter!

The City of Freeport, after more than a year of careful consideration and head scratchin', finally approved a location for the city's new redlight district. This is it, along the right side of Commerce St. Can't you see it now? Titty bars and porno shops galore! Maybe a few "boutiques" that sell those marital aids. Should be a real boost to the dying town's tax base.