Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Don't Choke in Texas

A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas, suddenly began to
cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it
became apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the nexttable turned to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asked one of the cowboys.

The woman signaled 'No,' desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asked the other.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'

With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's buttocks.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took a self-satisfied drink of his Lone Star beer.

In admiration, his partner said, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there
Hind-Lick maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody ever do it."

(courtesy, R.B., a reader in Lake Jackson)

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