today's joke:

A Waco man, who'd had a little too much to drink, staggers into a Catholic Church where he enters a confessional booth and sits down but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the sot just sits there.
So the Priest pounds three times on the side of the divide, but the drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this side either!"