Too Hot To Golf, But Not Too Hot For A Golf Joke

Two golf pros were driving to Augusta, GA for the Masters Tourney and make a stop in the back woods of Tennessee for gas. As one pro was paying for the gas he notices a set of old beat up golf clubs in the corner.

He says to the attendant, "Are those your golf clubs there in the corner? " The attendant says, "Yep those be mine!"

"I didn't know you folks played golf back here in the woods. Where do you play arond here?" says the Pro.

The attendant says, "Yep we play right much 'round the parts, got a nice big course 'bout a rocks throw behind the station, in fact."

The Pro says, "Well I play a little golf myself and I've got some spare time, how about we play a round?"

The attendant says, "I reckon I can take a little time, I call Ruf to watch the store."

The Pro goes back out to the car and tells his buddy he's gonna pick up a little extra cash for the trip, playing golf with this ignorant Hillbilly. The other Pro says, "go ahead I'll stay here and take a nap."

After the pair of golfers get to the first tee, The Pro says, "Why don't we make this interesting and play for a few bucks per hole?" The alledged Hillbilly says, "Ah don't know 'bout that, how much per hole?" The Pro says, "How about five bucks per hole?" The Hillbilly thinks a minute and finally says, "Okay, but you have to spot me two GOTCHAs." The Pro hasn't a clue about what in the heck a GOTCHA is but he knows he is going to clean the hillbilly's plow, regardless of what a GOTCHA is, so he says, "Okay, whatever!!"

They flip a coin to see who tees up first and the Pro wins.
The Pro tees up and just at the moment he starts his backswing, the Hillbilly drops behind the Pro, reachs between his legs, grabs the Pro's scrotum and screams GOTCHA!!!!

They finish playing the 18 holes and are back up at the Pro's car where the Pro is handing the a Hillbilly 18 five dollar bills, while his buddy is having a real giggle in the car.

As they are driving off the buddy says, "I can't believe that hillbilly whipped your butt."

The Pro says, "Yeah, well you obviously have never played 17 holes waiting on that second GOTCHA!!!!"