Telemarketing Jihad

The Bush Administration has declared war on telemarketers. Here's how you sign up.
We're really worried. What'll this do to the nice man who calls us regularly to donate to the Highway Patrolman's Fund? We've had many hours of good honest telephone chats with Jim. He's from the Panhandle (his accent shows it!) and has four kids. He's a big Dallas Cowboy fan and lost both his parents at a young age. He seems to very dedicated. The Highway Patrolman's Fund supports the widows and children of Highway Patrolmen who are killed by drug dealers, illegal aliens and serial murderers. If the government stops telemarketers, what'll happen to the widows and children? The next time Jim calls, we anxious to ask him what he thinks. We suggest you think very carefully before you stop the telemarketers from calling you at home.