TO BE 6 AGAIN

> >
> > A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
> >
> > "I'd love to be six again," she replied.
> >
> > On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and
> > off they went to a local theme park.
> >
> > What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
> > the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything
> > there was!
> >
> > Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head
> > reeling and her stomach upside down.
> >
> > Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a
> > Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
> >
> > Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
> > popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms.
> >
> > What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
> > husband
> > and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well,
> > dear, what was it like being six again?"
> >
> > One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
> >
> > The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's
> > still gonna get it wrong.